mrgreensweater

justjasper:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

maybe some of these are fake but a) who cares and b) i used to legitimately have conversations with my sister when she was asleep. she had the top bunk and pretty often she’d sit up and start talking, and it would feel like a real conversation until i clocked that she wasn’t really answering me (though her responses did seem to be prompted by me responding to her)